Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
The Army Will Never Be The Same
6.3(295) 2008-11-07 100 minComedy
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
ScreenplayApril Blair
DirectorSteve Miner
ScreenplayKelly Bowen
ProducerDanny Dimbort
ProducerBoaz Davidson
ProducerAvi Lerner
ProducerRandall Emmett
ProducerBill Gerber
Cast & characters
Jessica Simpson
as Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
as Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
as Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
as Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
as Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
as Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
as Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
as Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
as Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
as Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
as Derek O'Grady
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Floriana Tullio
as Camille
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Katie Chonacas
as Amber
Andy Milonakis
as Joe Kidd
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Jennifer Finley
as Dolores
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Katherine Owens
as Stylist
Kurt Fuller
as Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmer
as Junior Agent (uncredited)
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Desiree Page
as Private Hammaori Sister
