The Onion Movie
America's finest news source.
6.2(260) 2008-05-31 90 minComedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
WriterRobert D. Siegel
WriterTodd Hanson
ProducerDavid Miner
DirectorTom Kuntz
DirectorMike Maguire
ProducerGil Netter
ProducerMichael Rotenberg
ProducerDavid Zucker
Cast & characters
Len Cariou
as Norm Archer
Ken Takemoto
as Sensei
Steven Seagal
as Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin
as Dana Dobbs
Don McManus
as Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
as Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
as Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
as White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
as Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
as Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
as Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
as Rodney Dangerfield
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Ahmed B. Badran
as Peruvian
Scott Klace
as Kip Kendall
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Barbara Pilavin
as Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon
as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
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Orlando Seale
as Producer
Brian Powell
as Typical Neighbor Husband
Erik Stolhanske
as Producer
Sarah McElligott
as Melissa Cherry
Randy Oglesby
as Surgeon General
Kwame Boateng
as Dibo
Richard Fancy
as Kenneth Garber
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Alex Solowitz
as The Masses
